Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooo?

All of my attendants are sleeping. One played something called "all night lazer tag". Another went to a "slumber party" but did not sleep. One is out buying subs because people are moving things in a van at church. The Bearded Scritcher left hours ago.

MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

No one will play with me... and I am done napping for the moment...

sigh

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

I made a BIG mistake!!!

I didn't mean to, but boy am I scared. There was this smell. A yummy smell. Oooohhh... it smelled so good. It was calling to me. So when Bearded Scritcher opened the front door with the papers in his hand, I ran out.

And then the door closed! And I was OUT and he was IN! And I was scared!!!! Smells! Noises! Funny plants! ROOOO-oooooooooooooooooo!

I ran behind bushes. Someone followed me. Big footsteps! I was frightened so I jumped up on the big tall fence and then on some house roof.

I heard Giver of Greenies calling. I heard Bearded Scritcher calling. But I was so scared I couldn't move.

Somehow I got back in. I don't know. I'm going back under the bed when I finish this. It's safe by Bearded Scritcher's shoes. I'm not going to come out until I am sure all of the doors are closed.

Tiria
The Scaredy Cat Shadow Princess

binge eating

oh dear... I shouldn't have. But I could not help myself. The lid was off of the kibbles. The smell was so strong and yummy. I didn't mean to knock it over. And SOMEONE had to clean up all those lovely kibbles.

SO I did...

Oh my. Giver of Greenies is mad at me because I left a present on the carpet. My tummy was too full. I felt bad. Really bad. And now she is mad.

And I feel bad a different way.

Don't humans each too much at times too? I thought she would understand...

Sigh

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Friday Five: PoTAYto, PoTAHto

I just read Giver of Greenies Friday Five and I have to play. After all, I AM a cat, and I DO have opinions!

There are two types of people in the world, morning people and night owls. Or Red Sox fans and Yankees fans. Or boxers and briefs. Or people who divide the world into two types of people and those who don't. Let your preferences be known here. And if you're feeling verbose, defend your choices!

1. Mac? (woo-hoo!) or PC? (boo!) Why yes, the Friday Five author reserves the right to editorialize!
Doesn't matter as long as it has a mousey.

2. Pizza: Chicago style luscious hearty goodness, or New York floppy and flaccid?
Doesn't matter as long as they have cheese.

3. Brownies/fudge containing nuts:
a) Good. I like the variation in texture.
b) An abomination unto the Lord. The nuts take up valuable chocolate space.
[or a response of your choosing]
What are brownies?

4. Do you hang your toilet paper so that the "tail" hangs flush with the wall, or over the top of the roll like normal people do?
It MUST be hung over the top. It is the only way to play with it properly. I can reach up with my claws and stretch, and pull down some to shred. I like to do this in the downstairs bath so that T.O.C. gets in trouble. he he...

5. Toothpaste: Do you squeeze the tube wantonly in the middle, or squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go just like the tube instructs?
I don't need toothpaste. I have greenies!

Bonus: Share your favorite either/or.
Scritches or combing?
Ooooohhh... prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... both.
Fleece or flannel?
.....both
Dogs or cats?
Surely you jest! CATS!

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Nora

Giver of Greenies keeps watching some cat named Nora play the loud black thing. I tried it but it hurt my ears. She says Nora really is just in it for the catnip they put on the keys.

I don't know. I don't think I would do it, even for catnip. What do you think?

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

suitcases

I left cat hair in the suitcase and it was not appreciated. But all those clothes make such a nice soft bed. Giver of Greenies kicked me out and LEFT!!! I was punished! WHY?

But then... she returned!! HURRAY!
And she slept late yesterday, too. A long, long time... so warm and comfy having a human in bed until Nap:30.

Today she was up and clicking and playing with my mouse before Bearded Scritcher left for work. I had to beg TWICE for Greenies before she remembered.

I am not sure, but I think she left part of her brain in her suitcase. She said something about being tired and forgetting things she knew before she left. That has to be it. The suitcase. I knew there was a reason I didn't like them.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess