It's a conspiracy!

First Tiria, and now MEEEE!!!!

Giver of Greenies can not be trusted. She pulled out the Bag of Terror (which ONLY comes out when we have to go to the Shop of Horrors.) This was AFTER she took away food from the ENTIRE HOUSE!! It is an OUTRAGE! I am REPORTING HER!

Well, I'm no dummy. I saw the Bag of Terror and ran behind the couch. But I was so hungry. And she knew it. So she rattled the food cannister and then poured some into my dish. I followed her into the bathroom and she STUFFED ME IN THE BAG!! And then... and then...

They stuck things where the sun don't shine. And skeert the pee out of me.

I am carefully ignoring GoG. She was in the kitchen and I ignored her, and then she was in the basement and I ignored her, and then she came upstairs and I ignored her.

Just ONE question: How come Tiria had to go the Shop of Horrors, and *I* had to go to the Shop of Horrors, but The Grump didn't???  I ask you.  Is this fair???

Words I don't like.

uitcase-say.
et-vay.
og-day.
No.
Bad.
Share.
New cat.

And I don't like the word "soon" either. Cuz it really means "not today, don't know when."

Just sayin.

Tiria
One Very Grumpy
Shadow Princess.

I do not like her

I do not like her here or there.
I do not like her anywhere.
I do not like her snow white paws.
I do not like her unsheathed claws.
I do not like her growl and hiss.
I do not like her grumpy spitz.
I do not like her, Cat I am.
I think her royalty's a sham.

Just sayin'

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

No likey.

The feeding station downstairs is missing a dish of kibble. GoG just took away mine.

WHY??? WHY??? WHY???

This is not good. T.O.C. just came upstairs to see if I took hers. I told her I didn't and that GoG just hid mine. We yelled at each other about it. Well. I mean... SHE let off some steam (if ya dig) and I just uh... "talked" about it.

Then GoG made her go away.

But we are still both mad. And I am worried... cuz before when humans took away the food nothing good came of it. Nothing.

Oh yeah. And that smells-like-a-cat-cage is in the living room. GoG thought she hid it under a blanket. But we found it.

NO LIKEY! NO LIKEY!!!

Tiria
The very upset Shadow Princess

=========== UPDATE ===========

OK. It's still weird around here. But I think it's gonna get better. GoG put the kibble back but left that smells-like-a-cat-cage out. The phone rang and she talked to someone about "snow". I don't know what that is.

The sky and trees are really funny today. They look like this:


Maybe the stuff in the sky made the food come back? I don't know for sure, but I think I don't have to worry now. But what IS that cage thing? I'm telling ya, it just bothers me.

Tiria

Most distressing...

Giver of Greenies tried again to get me more of those preciouses treats. And the people at the pet food place say that they are "out of production". WHAT???? Say it isn't so!

We thought that a few weeks ago it was just for "a little bit" but that is not the case!!! I am most displeased!!!

What will a Good Cat get for treats if there are no more (sob) Greenies???
Tiria

This is not acceptable.

First, String Plucker packs uitcases-say and leaves.

Then, String Puller and Giver of Greenies go to the petstore to buy more Greenies... and they don't HAVE them any more????? How can this be? We are not completely out (so GoG says... but we don't have many left.)

It's especially worrisome because now T.O.C. is eating them too. In fact, she is mouthy and demands them from Bearded Scritcher. At least I have manners. I ask very politely. And say thank you.

But what is this world coming to? UITCASES-SAY? NO MORE GREENIES???

I am out of sorts. Watch out for my pointy bits... they are all showing today.

Hmmmph.

Tiria