Vote FUuuRRRRR ME

VOTE Furrrr ME! A tuna in every dish!

Huh. Like she thinks she's all that and a bowl of kibble.
I'm Tiria and I sniff at this candidate.

I Just Don't Get Her!

I just don't! I go up to her, and give her chin rubs. Then, when I think I have my point across, I bat at her cheek. I just want to play! But every time, we box a little, then she hisses and runs off. And The Grump isn't any better. I can't even give her chin rubs. She makes "grem-lun" noises and runs off. What's with them?

Still the best cat in the house, Henry.

Why does she make that noise?

The Grump is not a very nice cat. Recently, whenever I ask her to play, she has started to make strange noises. I just walk up to her, and ask politely if she would like to play a game of tag, because I am very bored. But she hunches over like a "gar-goi-ul" (as GoG puts it) and makes "grem-lun" noises like "rrglgrllrgrlrlgrllrggrlrlllrlglrlg" really low. And then she runs away. And I only wanted to play. And I asked really nicely, staying two feet away and addressing her paws and all that. Why doesn't she like me? But Tiria is being nicer. She lets me share the Warm Bed with her. But I have to stay at least a foot away, or she makes a funny noise like "k-k-krrprr" and jumps off. So why does the Grump behave differently?

I'm still the king,
Henry

Grump was Gone

I, Tiria, permit Guest Blogger Henry (A.K.A. "N.C.P.")to write this post.

The Grump is gone! Or, she was, but now she's back. And is locked in Tall Girl's room. But Tall Girl is gone too. So it's just The Grump in there. And GoG told me what happened. It seems The Grump got her leg caught in a broken vent and got a big cut. They thought it was me who gave it to her. But I'm not that mean. I just say little things. I look but don't touch the girl cats. But anyway GoG saw the big cut and Short Girl and GoG took her to see Puffycat's meowmie and brought her back with a cone on her head. I think it looks funny, but The Grump says it's not nice to make fun of the oldest cat in the house. GoG said that Puffycat's meowmie said that it wasn't me who bit The Grump cuz I would have left a jagged edge but The edges were straight. Then Short Girl found the broken vent and GoG found blood on a little wooden person that fell down beside the vent. I am very miffed that they suspected my Royal Catship of injuring a member of the court, even one like The Grump. Harrumph.

I, King Henry The First, Wrote This Post

I, Tiria, permitted Guest Blogger Henry (A.K.A. "N.C.P.")to write this post.