It's a conspiracy!

First Tiria, and now MEEEE!!!!

Giver of Greenies can not be trusted. She pulled out the Bag of Terror (which ONLY comes out when we have to go to the Shop of Horrors.) This was AFTER she took away food from the ENTIRE HOUSE!! It is an OUTRAGE! I am REPORTING HER!

Well, I'm no dummy. I saw the Bag of Terror and ran behind the couch. But I was so hungry. And she knew it. So she rattled the food cannister and then poured some into my dish. I followed her into the bathroom and she STUFFED ME IN THE BAG!! And then... and then...

They stuck things where the sun don't shine. And skeert the pee out of me.

I am carefully ignoring GoG. She was in the kitchen and I ignored her, and then she was in the basement and I ignored her, and then she came upstairs and I ignored her.

Just ONE question: How come Tiria had to go the Shop of Horrors, and *I* had to go to the Shop of Horrors, but The Grump didn't???  I ask you.  Is this fair???

shhh...

don't ask.
don't tell.
i am not here.
the only thing under the bed is dust bunnies.
you don't see me.

tiria

Shop of Horrors

What a ride...


2 adults.
Greenies, tuna and kibble.
Comb.
Fuzzy blankie.
Suitcase of torture (aka "cat carrier")
1 towel.
1 crazed cat.

We nabbed her FINALLY and she is at the "Shoppe of Horrors" being examined. She is quite upset.


I'm sorry pretty girl... hope you are better soon.

Love and scritches...

Giver of Greenies <3

It's OK. She's back.

Sheewsh. T.O.C. is back. But she is saying ugly things and she has this stoopid thing around her neck and she akshally looks a little, you know, catnipped. And her traveling cat house smells like that Shop Of Horrors!!!!

I heard G.O.G. say that she cut herself on something sharp. It wasn't NCP (or me) being rude. She just got clumsy in her old age.

And I doan care what Puffycat says. Anyone who pokes and does stuff is not Nice To Kittehs and I doan wanna go visit there.

I am sorry T.O.C. went to the et-vay. Please pray to Teh Ceiling Cat that she gets better. I may not like her, but I like the et-vay less. Just sayin.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

P.S. And guess what G.O.G. said to me??? She said I have to go to the et-vay next!!! But I will get her. I know how to hide. See? I blend in with the carpet.

More Evidence

I have more evidence of a New Catly Presence (NCP) in my house.

1. A bag of "litterbox stinkies" from the NCP near the door (not that mine stinks. That evidence did).
2. String Puller took MY Greenies into The Room.
   
3. A bowl of my special Fishy Snack Stuff went into The Room.
   

The smell of evidence of NCP is stronger. This is not good. I will continue to investiggerate.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

P.S. GoG's shoes smell like the Shop of Horrors. What does this mean?

We doesn't like them

Giver of Greenies swears it is only a suitcase. But it looks like one of those "shop of horror" transport units. You DO know what the "shop of horrors" is don't you??? (I can't even say the word so I have to spell it... V-E-T...)

All I know is, whenever I see one of these things with handles, I think loneliness and not nice things. And a stinky room full of canine breath and Other Animal's Pee. It is not HOME. I like HOME. A lot.

Giver of Greenies made some comment during a phone call about "annual physical" but I don't think it was for her or one of the String Pullers, or for Bearded Scritcher. This concerns me.

I have to go sharpen my claws, just in case...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess