Grump was Gone

I, Tiria, permit Guest Blogger Henry (A.K.A. "N.C.P.")to write this post.

The Grump is gone! Or, she was, but now she's back. And is locked in Tall Girl's room. But Tall Girl is gone too. So it's just The Grump in there. And GoG told me what happened. It seems The Grump got her leg caught in a broken vent and got a big cut. They thought it was me who gave it to her. But I'm not that mean. I just say little things. I look but don't touch the girl cats. But anyway GoG saw the big cut and Short Girl and GoG took her to see Puffycat's meowmie and brought her back with a cone on her head. I think it looks funny, but The Grump says it's not nice to make fun of the oldest cat in the house. GoG said that Puffycat's meowmie said that it wasn't me who bit The Grump cuz I would have left a jagged edge but The edges were straight. Then Short Girl found the broken vent and GoG found blood on a little wooden person that fell down beside the vent. I am very miffed that they suspected my Royal Catship of injuring a member of the court, even one like The Grump. Harrumph.

I, King Henry The First, Wrote This Post

I, Tiria, permitted Guest Blogger Henry (A.K.A. "N.C.P.")to write this post.

I Want My GoG

I want my GoG back. She just got home after a whole week of leaving me, but now she's too busy fiddling with her uit-case-says to talk to me. I have been too upset to post lately, so I will post now.
This is me looking upset. The big greeny-blue- thing in the back is GoG's uit-case-say (to put her suits in) .
Did I do a good job looking sad and upset?
GoG was being a bad human. So I crouched in front of her uit-case-say.
GoG better leave the uit-case-says alone for a while and pay attention to her deprived kitteh.
She left me for a whole week.
And now she's back but is too busy fiddling with uit-case-says.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Stealing My GoG

I. Am. Not. Happy. At. All.
TOC was sucking up to GoG today. She was polishing GoG's feet today. And GoG liked it. Not fair. At all. My GoG.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

My Day Job

This is my day job.
I sit on GoG's foot and keep it warm.
I call it "hair conditioning."
GoG says she like "air conditioning" better when it's so hot out, but I still think she likes it when I sit on her foot.
I know where she is, and TOC can't come over and butter her up cuz I'm there.
String Puller caught me when I was dozing off in this picture.
Don't I look adorable?
You can see GoG's foot in the background, as well as the black rolly chair.
Now I have to go and warm it again.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Is it legal?

I just wondered...

GoG has been putting out green stuff that isn't greenies for me. It's like dirt but it's not dirt. She calls it "kitty crack" and it is WONDERMOUS!

But T.O.C. sez that it is her medicine and it is ill-eagle to eat someone else's medicine. She sez its fur her heart. She sez if I eat it any more she will Cat Nip me.

I'm kinda liking this green stuff. Is it legal? Should I risk the Cat Nip?

Kinda mellow....

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

A Heavenly Friday Five

I am in Seattle assisting with family stuff and preparing to attend a memorial service (Saturday) for my sister who died of complications of early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

I am not grieving much, since the shock and tears and goodbyes and losses have been many and have occurred for a long time now. I am mostly relieved that my wonderful sister and best friend is free from pain and confusion, and I am thinking of eternity. That sounds somber, but I don't mean it to be. I decided to have a little fun with the idea. So how about we share five "heavenly" things? These can me serious or funny or a combination of the two.

What is your idea of a heavenly (i.e. wonderful and perfect):

1. Family get-together

Not too many people, and anyone who comes has to give me their undivided attention. They have to be available at any time for scritches, and playing.

2. Song or musical piece

Anything GoG plays on the Shiny-screen that's not too loud.

3. Gift

Lots and lots of Greenies and lap time.

4. You choose whatever you like-food, pair of shoes, vacation, house, or something else. Just tell us what it is and what a heavenly version of it would be.
Greenies- Unlimited supply of them, and they would taste even BETTER than they already do. GoG would be able to give me as many of them as I want, and I wouldn't get sick.

5. And for a serious moment, or what would you like your entrance into the next life to be like?

What, from your vantage point now, would make Heaven "heavenly?"
Lots of Greenies and fishy snacks, my family, I wouldn't be afraid of people, the people there would be veeeeeeery nice to me.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess