It's a conspiracy!

First Tiria, and now MEEEE!!!!

Giver of Greenies can not be trusted. She pulled out the Bag of Terror (which ONLY comes out when we have to go to the Shop of Horrors.) This was AFTER she took away food from the ENTIRE HOUSE!! It is an OUTRAGE! I am REPORTING HER!

Well, I'm no dummy. I saw the Bag of Terror and ran behind the couch. But I was so hungry. And she knew it. So she rattled the food cannister and then poured some into my dish. I followed her into the bathroom and she STUFFED ME IN THE BAG!! And then... and then...

They stuck things where the sun don't shine. And skeert the pee out of me.

I am carefully ignoring GoG. She was in the kitchen and I ignored her, and then she was in the basement and I ignored her, and then she came upstairs and I ignored her.

Just ONE question: How come Tiria had to go the Shop of Horrors, and *I* had to go to the Shop of Horrors, but The Grump didn't???  I ask you.  Is this fair???

She's not very bright

My Hooman is packing. I don't like packing. I have been making it hard for her to pack. Did it stop her? NO. She's still packing.

She even blogged about it!!

I get no respect.

King Henry
who should get respect from Hoomans and bratty girlie cats!!

Where are the toys?

My humans were bad this weekend.
They took all of the kitty toys off the tree-that-doesn't-smell-like-a-tree.
BAD HUMANS!!
What's a kitty supposed to play with now?
Harrumph.
How shall I punish them?

1. hork?
2. "presents" in a tub?
3. not coming out from under the bed?
4. not warming GoG's feet while she works?
5. being mean to T.O.C.?
6. hiding GoG's slippers?
7. give them the big ig?
8. put on my sad face and make them feel guilty?

Heh heh heh...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess