I Got Tagged!

I got tagged by GoG, so I will play.

Rules:
The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about himself or herself. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

Ten years ago:
Nonexistent.

Five things on today's "to do" list:
1. Nap
2. Persuade GoG to give me greenies (more on this in a later post)
3. Annoy TOC
4. Check on all my humans
5. Yell at my humans for disobeying (or reward them if they obey)

Three bad habits:
1. Clawing GoG when she picks me up (well, I say it's self defense but GoG says it's not a good thing to do)
2. Yelling too much
3. Horking in the worst places (like on the nice quilt, in someone's shoe, in a trail down the steps... you get the idea)

Five places I've lived:
1. Under dresser NO. 1 (in nice-lady's house)
2. Under dresser NO 2. (in GoG's shiny-screen room)
3. Under dresser NO. 3 (in GoG's sleepy-room)
4. Under GoG's bed
5. On GoG's bed

Things I'd do if I was a billionaire:
I would buy a lifetime supply of Greenies, the yummy trout kibble, and tuna snacks. I would also make/ get a machine to scritch and pet me without touching me. Then I would get a really big house for me and my humans (and maybe TOC if she would be nicer to me), and pay for all my kitteh (and maybe doggie) friends to come and visit me in my grand abode.
Five jobs I've had:
1. Snoozer
2. Waker-upper
3. Foot-warmer
4. TOC-annoyer
5. Human-annoyer-entertainer

I will tag:
1. Spooky
2. Tiggie FOC
3. TOC
4. LMK
5. Molly

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Is it true?

Is it true????

Oh I hope not...


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Tiria The Shadow Princess
Who is not addicted and can quit any time.
Really.

I am watching her.

This is not good news.

GoG is making lists.
She has an uitcase-say out. And piles of books.
And she made "a list" of things for other people to do. I hope it says "feed cats tuna twice a day." Or maybe "Greenies just for being cute."

To make it worse, everyone was at a wed-DING this afternoon. I don't know what a wed-DING is but everyone made the tub wet. And wore clickety shoes. And smelled funny. And I had no scritches until night. All afternoon. No scritches. A crime, I tell you.

And now. An uitcase-say. It is just wrong.

Tiria
One very unhappy
Shadow Princess

I don't get it

I just don't get it.

I have been QUITE CLEAR. I do not like uitcases-say. They are not allowed. Yet here it happened again. Reedy Girl packed and LEFT with one.

I think there is a strange magnetic pull in uitcases-say that sucks my hoomans out the door.

I shall investigate her room. Perhaps I shall leave a prezzent in a corner. Maybe in a shoe.

In the mean time, I shall go annoy GoG. It's time for Greenies.

Hmmph.

Tiria
The Grumpy Princess.

They came BACK!!

The evil dust suckers! They came back today! And chased me all over the house again! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Everywhere I go... They follow me... I run under the bed and they suck dust from under there. So I run off under String Plucker's bed. They dust suck under there too! Then I run under the chair-wif-a-skirt that's downstairs. And they come there too! They follow me everywhere!
And possibly the most horrible part (okay, not really) is that they disobeyed me! I gave Imperial Orders that they were not to return, but they came back!! And I gave them orders not to come back again, so let's hope they obey me this time! I am NOT happy. So I took out my annoyance by hiding under the chair-wif-a-skirt and batting at TOC's paws whenever she passed my hiding spot... Heheheheh...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess