Worry

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I am whirrrrrrrrrrrried. Most whirrrrrrrrrrrried. A suit case - DON'T SAY THAT!! It's a bad word!!- Oh, sorry, Tiria- An uit-case-say. IS. IN. MY. ROOM. YES. AN. UIT-CASE-SAY.

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Grump was Gone

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The Grump is gone! Or, she was, but now she's back. And is locked in Tall Girl's room. But Tall Girl is gone too. So it's just The Grump in there. And GoG told me what happened. It seems The Grump got her leg caught in a broken vent and got a big cut. They thought it was me who gave it to her. But I'm not that mean. I just say little things. I look but don't touch the girl cats. But anyway GoG saw the big cut and Short Girl and GoG took her to see Puffycat's meowmie and brought her back with a cone on her head. I think it looks funny, but The Grump says it's not nice to make fun of the oldest cat in the house. GoG said that Puffycat's meowmie said that it wasn't me who bit The Grump cuz I would have left a jagged edge but The edges were straight. Then Short Girl found the broken vent and GoG found blood on a little wooden person that fell down beside the vent. I am very miffed that they suspected my Royal Catship of injuring a member of the court, even one like The Grump. Harrumph.

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It's OK. She's back.

Sheewsh. T.O.C. is back. But she is saying ugly things and she has this stoopid thing around her neck and she akshally looks a little, you know, catnipped. And her traveling cat house smells like that Shop Of Horrors!!!!

I heard G.O.G. say that she cut herself on something sharp. It wasn't NCP (or me) being rude. She just got clumsy in her old age.

And I doan care what Puffycat says. Anyone who pokes and does stuff is not Nice To Kittehs and I doan wanna go visit there.

I am sorry T.O.C. went to the et-vay. Please pray to Teh Ceiling Cat that she gets better. I may not like her, but I like the et-vay less. Just sayin.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

P.S. And guess what G.O.G. said to me??? She said I have to go to the et-vay next!!! But I will get her. I know how to hide. See? I blend in with the carpet.

Most concerned

T.O.C. is nowhere to be seen. I can't smell her anywhere. The big noisy dust sucking things came... did they suck her up? I mean, I hope she's OK. She's a crabby brat and all that - but she is my only defense against the New Catly Presence...

Most concernedly yours
Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Unshared Mouse

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Hi. Tonight I saw something horrible. Tall Girl has something in her room. It eats mice. I saw it I did. Tall Girl took the mouse into her room and put it in a box. Then she put the THING in the box. It. Ate. The. Mouse. Yes. It. Did.

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