Can Ping?

I do not know what Can Ping is, but the hoomans are verra verra busy getting ready to do that. They are putting up these flappy houses outside and talking about how they will survive the heat. I do not understand what Can Ping is that it requires heat. When I want heat I go hide on the hoomans bed or find a sunny spot. But I do not go outside.

When I learn more about Can Ping I will tell you.

Henry is busy annoying The Grump. I try not to, but sometimes, she just asks for it.

CAPTION THAT KITTY!

Giver of Greenies is on somethin...  She thinks its hilarious that I got post-it flags stuck on my head. SOOooo...she is having a caption contest for a picture of me at her blog...

So if you want, you can go play there, I guess.

Henry
The King

I have my standards...

GoG put Greenies on the floor for me. They were stale. I am not going to eat them. Not even Henry wants them. I have been hinting by rubbing my chin on the NEW BAG sitting on the shelf. She doesn't get it.

I have my standards. I love my Greenies as much as the next cat, but I won't eat stale ones any more.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

What is this???

Stringplucker brought this thing home. She is watching it for a friend. I would be glad to watch it for her...

She says it is not a cat toy. It looks like one to me.

What do you think?

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

hoomans are home

I have been sad for a few weeks. My hoomans kept packing uitcases-say and leaving.
First GoG packed up a lot of stuff and left.
Then Stringpuller packed up small stuff and left.
Then -- THEN!!!!  Bearded Scritcher left!!!


HE LEFT US ALL ALONE!!!
ALL ALONE!!


OH NOoooooo....  OH Nooooooooooo...

Bearded Scritcher and Stringpuller came home, but it took a while for GoG to come back. But when she did, she brought Stringplucker home!!!
Now they are all home!!! ALL OF THEM!!!

Stringplucker had an extra hooman here for one day. I call him "Beardless-Scritcher" because he is a good scritcher and he does not scare me. I think he was on loan though because there was another catly presence on his bag and his coat. I smelled it.

I like it when my hoomans are home!

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Yuck.

Tiria here...

There is stuff all over the ground and when my Hoomans go in and out and bring it in on their shoes, it is cold. Henry says it is called "Snow." I don't care WHAT it's called. It makes the whole house cold. And wet. So I can't go downstairs after they've been outside. What I really want to know is why they go outside in the first place. They complain about being cold and wet when they come inside, so why bother going out? They certainly are very strange creatures, these "Hoomans." I have forgiven my Hoomans for dragging me off the the shop of horrors for nothing. My paw was hurting, but it healed itself without any help from the Et-Vay. However, I will still not go into GoG's study. It was SHE who took me there and brought me back, so I will continue to avoid and ignore her with proper catly austerity.

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

It's a conspiracy!

First Tiria, and now MEEEE!!!!

Giver of Greenies can not be trusted. She pulled out the Bag of Terror (which ONLY comes out when we have to go to the Shop of Horrors.) This was AFTER she took away food from the ENTIRE HOUSE!! It is an OUTRAGE! I am REPORTING HER!

Well, I'm no dummy. I saw the Bag of Terror and ran behind the couch. But I was so hungry. And she knew it. So she rattled the food cannister and then poured some into my dish. I followed her into the bathroom and she STUFFED ME IN THE BAG!! And then... and then...

They stuck things where the sun don't shine. And skeert the pee out of me.

I am carefully ignoring GoG. She was in the kitchen and I ignored her, and then she was in the basement and I ignored her, and then she came upstairs and I ignored her.

Just ONE question: How come Tiria had to go the Shop of Horrors, and *I* had to go to the Shop of Horrors, but The Grump didn't???  I ask you.  Is this fair???

shhh...

don't ask.
don't tell.
i am not here.
the only thing under the bed is dust bunnies.
you don't see me.

tiria

Shop of Horrors

What a ride...


2 adults.
Greenies, tuna and kibble.
Comb.
Fuzzy blankie.
Suitcase of torture (aka "cat carrier")
1 towel.
1 crazed cat.

We nabbed her FINALLY and she is at the "Shoppe of Horrors" being examined. She is quite upset.


I'm sorry pretty girl... hope you are better soon.

Love and scritches...

Giver of Greenies <3

I shall have it...

I shall have it...
for a snack
after a nap
here or there
anywhere

...because I want it.

Cordially,

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Well that was a long break...

So it's time to get back on track. Henry here, and I'm blogging on L.

LAUGHTER. I can laugh at the people when they do stupid things. And at Tiria when she doesn't notice me sneaking up on her. And at The Grump when she makes her gremlin noises. And at myself when I run into a wall. Noting releases happiness like laughing.

LOVE. I get it from the people. It's good.

Tomorrow Tiria blogs on the letter M.

King Henry the First

K...

Hi, this is Tiria blogging on the letter K.

KING HENRY. He plays with me.
KEEP. To keep, I mean. The humans have decided to keep me.
KITTENHOOD. Oh, what fun it was. The memories...

Well, that's all folks! Tomorrow Henry blogs about L.

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

Oh noes!

Oh noes! We has forgotten the Sunday blog! Tiria blogs about I and Henry blogs about J. In same entry because we has forgotten!

INCANDESCENT BULBS. They are warm. So very warm to lie under.
INSECTS. They are lots of fun to chase, eat, and throw up. We get many in our house in the winter.
INVESTIGATING. I like to investigate everything. Except when new people come to the house. Then I hide.

And now Henry on J.

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

JAGUARS. They are awesome, powerful cats. I look up to them, I guess.
JOY. I like being joyful. And happy. Isn't that the same thing?

King Henry The First

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Well, sorry all for our forgetfulness. It won't happen again!

H is for...

Hi, everyone! It's Henry (there's two H's already)! Today I am blogging on the letter H.
HARPS. There is one in my house. And it makes nice noises when Tall Girl touches it.
HANDS. They give me scritches. And kibble. They are very nice. Except when they try to pick me up and wuzzle me.
HABITS. I don't mean the robe, I mean a regular activity. I ave several: The 4 am yowling, the 7 am kibble eating, the 10 am-2 pm nap, and the 5 pm romps to name a few.
Tomorrow, Tiria blogs on I. As in the letter I, not me.

King Henry The First

G is for...

Hi everyone, it's Tiria blogging today on the letter G. Due to an accidental mix-up of pictures, we will be showing yesterday's letter picture today and today's letter picture yesterday. That good? All right, here we go!
GOD. Because He gave me my new family. And everything else.
GREENIES. I like greenies. They're goooooooooooooooooood.
GOLDFISH. They're pretty. And they sound nice to eat.
I'm sure that there are other ones I would think of if I thought harder, but I think it's fine as it is. Apologies again for the picture mix-up! Tomorrow Henry blogs on H (hopefully with the correct picture this time).

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

F is for...

Hi! This is Henry, and I'm blogging on the letter F.
FEATHERS. They are very nice. To nom upon. And also to bat into the air and watch them fall.
FINCH. They would make vey nice hors d'oeuvres. But I'm not allowed to catch them. So i just watch.
FISH. This is something I get frequently. Whenever The Grump's Trout kibble is available. Yummmm...
FLEECE. So warm. So comfy. So nice...
FOOD CHAIN. It's nice to be a carnivore.

Well that's all I can think of, but it's a pretty good list. Tomorrow Tiria blogs on G.

King Henry The First

E is for...

This is Tiria, blogging tonight on the letter E.

EGG-LAYERS. Another word for birds. I like birds. A lot.
EYES. I like looking at things. Especially birds. And rodents. They're yummy. And also when I stare at Bearded Scritcher, he sometimes gives me a snack. Yum.
Unfortunately I can't think of any other E's. Tomorrow Henry will blog on F. With hopefully more entries.

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

D is for...

Hi its Henry blogging on the letter D!

DINNER. I get hungry. A lot. And dinner is any time I want it to be, so I can eat.
DAD. He gives excellent scritches. And also he is the Alpha Male.
DREAMING. I dream a lot. Sometimes when I dream, I suck my paw, though. Then they all go "Awwwww that's so cute!"And I get all embarrassed. Sometimes I run in my sleep, when I dream of yummy rodents.

Well, I guess its another blog with only three entries. But that's okay. Tomorrow, Tiria blogs on E.

King Henry The First

C is for...

Hi this is Tiria blogging on the letter C.

CATS. Because we are the best. And also because I am a cat.
CHEESE. I love cheese. I never miss a chance to steal it from an unattended plate.
CHICKEN. I also love chicken. I go absolutely crazy when GoG is cooking chicken.
CHIPMUNKS. They're just so cute and fuzzy and yummy looking. I love watching them.

Well, I'm sure I'll end up thinking of more tomorrow, when it's already day four, not three. Oh well, that's okay. Tomorrow Henry blogs on the letter D.

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

Daily Blog Meme: Alphabetic Gratitude Entry #2

Hi! Henry here, and I'm blogging on the letter B!

BIRDS. I like birdwatching. It's fun.
BLOGGING. Tiria is nice enough to let me blog on her blog, and it's fun.
BRAINS. They make me smart. "S-m-r-t." Thats how you spell it. And I know, because I am smart. "S-m-r-t." Smart.
BUGS. Because they are fun to look at. And yummy to eat.

That's about all I can think of. Tiria will be blogging tomorrow on the letter C.

King Henry The First