I have my standards...

GoG put Greenies on the floor for me. They were stale. I am not going to eat them. Not even Henry wants them. I have been hinting by rubbing my chin on the NEW BAG sitting on the shelf. She doesn't get it.

I have my standards. I love my Greenies as much as the next cat, but I won't eat stale ones any more.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

What is this???

Stringplucker brought this thing home. She is watching it for a friend. I would be glad to watch it for her...

She says it is not a cat toy. It looks like one to me.

What do you think?

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

hoomans are home

I have been sad for a few weeks. My hoomans kept packing uitcases-say and leaving.
First GoG packed up a lot of stuff and left.
Then Stringpuller packed up small stuff and left.
Then -- THEN!!!!  Bearded Scritcher left!!!


HE LEFT US ALL ALONE!!!
ALL ALONE!!


OH NOoooooo....  OH Nooooooooooo...

Bearded Scritcher and Stringpuller came home, but it took a while for GoG to come back. But when she did, she brought Stringplucker home!!!
Now they are all home!!! ALL OF THEM!!!

Stringplucker had an extra hooman here for one day. I call him "Beardless-Scritcher" because he is a good scritcher and he does not scare me. I think he was on loan though because there was another catly presence on his bag and his coat. I smelled it.

I like it when my hoomans are home!

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Yuck.

Tiria here...

There is stuff all over the ground and when my Hoomans go in and out and bring it in on their shoes, it is cold. Henry says it is called "Snow." I don't care WHAT it's called. It makes the whole house cold. And wet. So I can't go downstairs after they've been outside. What I really want to know is why they go outside in the first place. They complain about being cold and wet when they come inside, so why bother going out? They certainly are very strange creatures, these "Hoomans." I have forgiven my Hoomans for dragging me off the the shop of horrors for nothing. My paw was hurting, but it healed itself without any help from the Et-Vay. However, I will still not go into GoG's study. It was SHE who took me there and brought me back, so I will continue to avoid and ignore her with proper catly austerity.

~Tiria~
~The Shadow Princess~

It's a conspiracy!

First Tiria, and now MEEEE!!!!

Giver of Greenies can not be trusted. She pulled out the Bag of Terror (which ONLY comes out when we have to go to the Shop of Horrors.) This was AFTER she took away food from the ENTIRE HOUSE!! It is an OUTRAGE! I am REPORTING HER!

Well, I'm no dummy. I saw the Bag of Terror and ran behind the couch. But I was so hungry. And she knew it. So she rattled the food cannister and then poured some into my dish. I followed her into the bathroom and she STUFFED ME IN THE BAG!! And then... and then...

They stuck things where the sun don't shine. And skeert the pee out of me.

I am carefully ignoring GoG. She was in the kitchen and I ignored her, and then she was in the basement and I ignored her, and then she came upstairs and I ignored her.

Just ONE question: How come Tiria had to go the Shop of Horrors, and *I* had to go to the Shop of Horrors, but The Grump didn't???  I ask you.  Is this fair???

shhh...

don't ask.
don't tell.
i am not here.
the only thing under the bed is dust bunnies.
you don't see me.

tiria

Shop of Horrors

What a ride...


2 adults.
Greenies, tuna and kibble.
Comb.
Fuzzy blankie.
Suitcase of torture (aka "cat carrier")
1 towel.
1 crazed cat.

We nabbed her FINALLY and she is at the "Shoppe of Horrors" being examined. She is quite upset.


I'm sorry pretty girl... hope you are better soon.

Love and scritches...

Giver of Greenies <3