We Wants Them...

For some reason, Giver of Greenies cheers when Fuzzy Eats go flinging away. WE would not fling them. No, we would have them for a snack. Today one came right up to my window and made rude noises. I politely asked for the door to be opened so that I could rebuke them properly. I would not fling the Fuzzy Eats. Nooo....

And then there are these...
They look yummy too.
But they just flap away and I am most miserable.

I am a good cat. Why can't I haves what I wants?

:lashes tail and yodels:

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

We doesn't like them

Giver of Greenies swears it is only a suitcase. But it looks like one of those "shop of horror" transport units. You DO know what the "shop of horrors" is don't you??? (I can't even say the word so I have to spell it... V-E-T...)

All I know is, whenever I see one of these things with handles, I think loneliness and not nice things. And a stinky room full of canine breath and Other Animal's Pee. It is not HOME. I like HOME. A lot.

Giver of Greenies made some comment during a phone call about "annual physical" but I don't think it was for her or one of the String Pullers, or for Bearded Scritcher. This concerns me.

I have to go sharpen my claws, just in case...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Streams in the Desert

Songbird says For this Friday Five, name five practices, activities, people or _____ (feel free to fill in something I may be forgetting) that for you are rivers in the desert.

I am actually not much for water. Or streams. Or rivers. They messes with my fur, they does. But I do have things that make me a happy cat.

1. Proper scritches. From my head down to my tail and back. Lightly, please. I am a lady.
2. Polar fleece. Especially someone's jacket. Forbidden fleece is always softest.
3. A full bird feeder. Bearded Scritcher is a good human. He keeps the view delectably interesting.
4. Love. Love. Love. I was lost and left out in the cold. Nice people brought me in and welcomed me, even when I wouldn't let them touch me for weeks. Must be love. Can't get enough of it.
5. GREENIES! but the Giver of Greenies never ever gives a good cat enough of them.

Time for a proper wash. I have my reputation to uphold...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

My Bed

I love my bed. I like it best when both PHUs* are present. However, they get up and leave and I am all alone. They make excuses like "work" and "shower" but I think they are most neglectful!

Just for that I will sleep on the fleece jacket someone left on my bed. Prrrrrrrrrr....

Tiria

* (Portable Heating Units)

Greenies haiku

most tasty of treats,
good cat gets hers, tricks or not!
i am quite sneaky.

don't wave that Greenie!
smells too good to be polite.
i will eat your hand!

T.O.C.* is dumb;
leaves her Greenies by her dish.
hmmm! they disappeared!

give high five and purr,
roll over and sing sweet songs,
watch me do my tricks!

i eat all my Greenies;
no more stinky tuna breath -
of course i'm perfect!


prrrrrrrrrrrrrs
from Tiria

i love grrrrrrrrrrrrreenies!

*Giver of Greenies says i must tell you - T.O.C. is That Other Cat.

strings

We loves our strings. They are rawhide and most delectably chewy. What is this thing about "no no not my shoelaces"?

Bad humans.

Tiria