I love my bed. I like it best when both PHUs* are present. However, they get up and leave and I am all alone. They make excuses like "work" and "shower" but I think they are most neglectful!
Just for that I will sleep on the fleece jacket someone left on my bed. Prrrrrrrrrr....
Tiria
* (Portable Heating Units)
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 7:00 AM
My Bed
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Now YOU, upstart, are COMPLETELY wrong about whose bed it is. It is MY bed, and even though you stole it from me, it's still not yours. And incidentally, the thing you call a "PHU" is actually a human. And work is necessary because it produces something they call "money" which they use to buy us treats, or at least that's what I heard them say. And the shower is evil. It is jets of water shooting into that big bowl thing on the eating-room floor. Stay away from the shower. It's EVIL!! And you'd better get used to the humans leaving you, because they do it a lot. If you can't deal with it, then I'll take the bed back from you.
~Polgara~
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