It's Just Not Fair

It just isn't. And you know it. And I know it. And GoG knows it. And I know you and GoG know it. And now you know that I know that you and GoG know it. So what's not fair, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you.
So, a few days ago GoG gave me Greenies. I ate them, and took a nap. Then I got up and accidentally ate a little bit of string from the carpet. I was playing, see, and... Well anyway I ate it and took another nap on GoG's bed. And then my tummy couldn't digest it, so it was- you guessed it- hork time. I horked on GoG's bed 'cuz I woke up and needed to hork, so I did. But then GoG walked in and said stuff like "Oh, Tiria!" and "Not on the bed" and "Arg! Cat!" and "have to treat it" and "won't fit in the washer." Well, GoG decided that I horked 'cuz of the Greenies or my tuna snack. So now she won't give me either. It's. Just. Not. Fair.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess