Friday, March 30, 2007 2:27 PM

We Wants Them...

For some reason, Giver of Greenies cheers when Fuzzy Eats go flinging away. WE would not fling them. No, we would have them for a snack. Today one came right up to my window and made rude noises. I politely asked for the door to be opened so that I could rebuke them properly. I would not fling the Fuzzy Eats. Nooo....

And then there are these...
They look yummy too.
But they just flap away and I am most miserable.

I am a good cat. Why can't I haves what I wants?

:lashes tail and yodels:

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 12:27 PM

We doesn't like them

Giver of Greenies swears it is only a suitcase. But it looks like one of those "shop of horror" transport units. You DO know what the "shop of horrors" is don't you??? (I can't even say the word so I have to spell it... V-E-T...)

All I know is, whenever I see one of these things with handles, I think loneliness and not nice things. And a stinky room full of canine breath and Other Animal's Pee. It is not HOME. I like HOME. A lot.

Giver of Greenies made some comment during a phone call about "annual physical" but I don't think it was for her or one of the String Pullers, or for Bearded Scritcher. This concerns me.

I have to go sharpen my claws, just in case...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Friday, March 23, 2007 7:33 AM

Streams in the Desert

Songbird says For this Friday Five, name five practices, activities, people or _____ (feel free to fill in something I may be forgetting) that for you are rivers in the desert.

I am actually not much for water. Or streams. Or rivers. They messes with my fur, they does. But I do have things that make me a happy cat.

1. Proper scritches. From my head down to my tail and back. Lightly, please. I am a lady.
2. Polar fleece. Especially someone's jacket. Forbidden fleece is always softest.
3. A full bird feeder. Bearded Scritcher is a good human. He keeps the view delectably interesting.
4. Love. Love. Love. I was lost and left out in the cold. Nice people brought me in and welcomed me, even when I wouldn't let them touch me for weeks. Must be love. Can't get enough of it.
5. GREENIES! but the Giver of Greenies never ever gives a good cat enough of them.

Time for a proper wash. I have my reputation to uphold...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 7:00 AM

My Bed

I love my bed. I like it best when both PHUs* are present. However, they get up and leave and I am all alone. They make excuses like "work" and "shower" but I think they are most neglectful!

Just for that I will sleep on the fleece jacket someone left on my bed. Prrrrrrrrrr....

Tiria

* (Portable Heating Units)

Monday, March 19, 2007 7:17 PM

Greenies haiku

most tasty of treats,
good cat gets hers, tricks or not!
i am quite sneaky.

don't wave that Greenie!
smells too good to be polite.
i will eat your hand!

T.O.C.* is dumb;
leaves her Greenies by her dish.
hmmm! they disappeared!

give high five and purr,
roll over and sing sweet songs,
watch me do my tricks!

i eat all my Greenies;
no more stinky tuna breath -
of course i'm perfect!


prrrrrrrrrrrrrs
from Tiria

i love grrrrrrrrrrrrreenies!

*Giver of Greenies says i must tell you - T.O.C. is That Other Cat.

7:19 AM

strings

We loves our strings. They are rawhide and most delectably chewy. What is this thing about "no no not my shoelaces"?

Bad humans.

Tiria

My Peeps

Bearded Scritcher ("Dad")

Giver of Greenies or GoG ("Mom")

Stringplucker (Beth)

Stringpuller (CJ)

T.O.C. ("That Other Cat")

N.C.P. ("New Catly Presence")

My Mews

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