It's OK. She's back.

Sheewsh. T.O.C. is back. But she is saying ugly things and she has this stoopid thing around her neck and she akshally looks a little, you know, catnipped. And her traveling cat house smells like that Shop Of Horrors!!!!

I heard G.O.G. say that she cut herself on something sharp. It wasn't NCP (or me) being rude. She just got clumsy in her old age.

And I doan care what Puffycat says. Anyone who pokes and does stuff is not Nice To Kittehs and I doan wanna go visit there.

I am sorry T.O.C. went to the et-vay. Please pray to Teh Ceiling Cat that she gets better. I may not like her, but I like the et-vay less. Just sayin.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

P.S. And guess what G.O.G. said to me??? She said I have to go to the et-vay next!!! But I will get her. I know how to hide. See? I blend in with the carpet.

Most concerned

T.O.C. is nowhere to be seen. I can't smell her anywhere. The big noisy dust sucking things came... did they suck her up? I mean, I hope she's OK. She's a crabby brat and all that - but she is my only defense against the New Catly Presence...

Most concernedly yours
Tiria
The Shadow Princess

I am watching her.

This is not good news.

GoG is making lists.
She has an uitcase-say out. And piles of books.
And she made "a list" of things for other people to do. I hope it says "feed cats tuna twice a day." Or maybe "Greenies just for being cute."

To make it worse, everyone was at a wed-DING this afternoon. I don't know what a wed-DING is but everyone made the tub wet. And wore clickety shoes. And smelled funny. And I had no scritches until night. All afternoon. No scritches. A crime, I tell you.

And now. An uitcase-say. It is just wrong.

Tiria
One very unhappy
Shadow Princess

BAD THINGS.

I don't like them. They keep coming. GoG sez that cuz of her alligeez that she has to stop doing it herseff. So these people come and they run the loud dust suckers and scare a cat.

They look like aliens. They scream and growl and make my ears hurt.

They come upstairs. I run into another room.
They come into that room. I run downstairs to the chair wif a skirt. It's my favorite hidey-hole.
They come in THAT room. I run to the basement.
But that's really scarey cuz the basement, that's TOC territory. And she hisses and sez nasty things at me under her bref. SO I hide in nother part of the basement. And it's cold. And i can hear them dust sucking everywhere.

Then it is quiet and they leave.

And GoG is happy and I get Greenies for being a good cat.
But will they be back?
I don't like their noisy dust sucking things.

I need help...

Tiria

Strange Happenings

Strange things are sitting around in my house.
There are lots...
Green...
Pink...
Purple...
Yellow...
And they sit upon a table with air holes in the packaging...
GoG said something about a "Peep Salad..."
Which I find most suspicious...
And they smell yummy...
But there are up on a "No, no, bad cat, get down, *hiss* hiss*, access denied" zone.
So I have controlled myself. If they don't disappear within a few days however...
THEY WILL BE MINE!!!

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

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UPDATE: Saturday evening

Strange thingies are still here. Today, I will begin plotting my strategy as to how to take them-ALIVE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I will take the yummies for my own tomorrow!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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UPDATE II: Sunday morning

Strange thingies are still here. But I heard GoG say she is going to use them. Harrumph. I am most displeased... The laws of Catly Ownership say that "If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it smells/looks/sounds/tastes good, it's mine. If I want it, it's mine." And I really WANT THEM!!!