She's not very bright

My Hooman is packing. I don't like packing. I have been making it hard for her to pack. Did it stop her? NO. She's still packing.

She even blogged about it!!

I get no respect.

King Henry
who should get respect from Hoomans and bratty girlie cats!!

I am watching her.

This is not good news.

GoG is making lists.
She has an uitcase-say out. And piles of books.
And she made "a list" of things for other people to do. I hope it says "feed cats tuna twice a day." Or maybe "Greenies just for being cute."

To make it worse, everyone was at a wed-DING this afternoon. I don't know what a wed-DING is but everyone made the tub wet. And wore clickety shoes. And smelled funny. And I had no scritches until night. All afternoon. No scritches. A crime, I tell you.

And now. An uitcase-say. It is just wrong.

Tiria
One very unhappy
Shadow Princess

I don't get it

I just don't get it.

I have been QUITE CLEAR. I do not like uitcases-say. They are not allowed. Yet here it happened again. Reedy Girl packed and LEFT with one.

I think there is a strange magnetic pull in uitcases-say that sucks my hoomans out the door.

I shall investigate her room. Perhaps I shall leave a prezzent in a corner. Maybe in a shoe.

In the mean time, I shall go annoy GoG. It's time for Greenies.

Hmmph.

Tiria
The Grumpy Princess.

BAD THINGS.

I don't like them. They keep coming. GoG sez that cuz of her alligeez that she has to stop doing it herseff. So these people come and they run the loud dust suckers and scare a cat.

They look like aliens. They scream and growl and make my ears hurt.

They come upstairs. I run into another room.
They come into that room. I run downstairs to the chair wif a skirt. It's my favorite hidey-hole.
They come in THAT room. I run to the basement.
But that's really scarey cuz the basement, that's TOC territory. And she hisses and sez nasty things at me under her bref. SO I hide in nother part of the basement. And it's cold. And i can hear them dust sucking everywhere.

Then it is quiet and they leave.

And GoG is happy and I get Greenies for being a good cat.
But will they be back?
I don't like their noisy dust sucking things.

I need help...

Tiria

TOLD you it wasn't me!!

GoG caught TOC in the downstairs bathroom.
She made a big mess.
TOC says she wasn't there.
But she's lying.
GoG saw it.
But that was after GoG carried up an uitcase-say.
She brought it all the way upstairs.
I am worried.
TOC must have problems managing stress.
At least I don't show my stress.
But still...
I was wrongly accused of this.
Just like the poo-poo in the tub.
And I have been telling them for months that I DID NOT DO IT!!!
But they didn't believe me.
*Sigh*
Such is the life of this poor cat.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess