Blog Party

Since I have seen GoG blogging about a parties, I decided to throw one for LMK. It was his birthday a few days ago, but I wanted to let him spend it with his family. So now I'm going to throw a party, so here it goes.
Rules:
1. You must post the rules at the begging of your blog.
2. You then tag one animal/ person that hasn't been tagged yet.

The Blog Starts Now

KIND

1. List five things you like about LMK:
He's funny, smart, playful, kind, and friendly.

2. Name one of his posts you liked a lot and tell why (You can put in a link to it if you want).
I liked "New P-U" cuz it's funny and I don't get why humans would name something a P-U. Also LMK looks very nice in the picture.

CREATIVE

1. Make up your own version of "Happy birthday" for LMK (You know, with funny lyrics).
Happy bird day to cruise,
Happy warm day to snooze,
Happy birthday LMK,
Happy birthday not to lose.

2. Make your best kitty smilie face (labels optional) and no using a premade one.
\/ Whiskers
:) Face
/\ Whiskers


FESTIVE

1. Redesign "Happy Birthday" (change the color, size, out it on a picture, anything).


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
















TAGGING

1 .Tag one person/ animal.
(To get the party going) I tag anyone who knows LMK (When you blog, though, only tag one person. I just want more people/ animals to join the party)


Tiria
The Shadow Princess

It's Just Not Fair

It just isn't. And you know it. And I know it. And GoG knows it. And I know you and GoG know it. And now you know that I know that you and GoG know it. So what's not fair, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you.
So, a few days ago GoG gave me Greenies. I ate them, and took a nap. Then I got up and accidentally ate a little bit of string from the carpet. I was playing, see, and... Well anyway I ate it and took another nap on GoG's bed. And then my tummy couldn't digest it, so it was- you guessed it- hork time. I horked on GoG's bed 'cuz I woke up and needed to hork, so I did. But then GoG walked in and said stuff like "Oh, Tiria!" and "Not on the bed" and "Arg! Cat!" and "have to treat it" and "won't fit in the washer." Well, GoG decided that I horked 'cuz of the Greenies or my tuna snack. So now she won't give me either. It's. Just. Not. Fair.

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

I Got Tagged!

I got tagged by GoG, so I will play.

Rules:
The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about himself or herself. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

Ten years ago:
Nonexistent.

Five things on today's "to do" list:
1. Nap
2. Persuade GoG to give me greenies (more on this in a later post)
3. Annoy TOC
4. Check on all my humans
5. Yell at my humans for disobeying (or reward them if they obey)

Three bad habits:
1. Clawing GoG when she picks me up (well, I say it's self defense but GoG says it's not a good thing to do)
2. Yelling too much
3. Horking in the worst places (like on the nice quilt, in someone's shoe, in a trail down the steps... you get the idea)

Five places I've lived:
1. Under dresser NO. 1 (in nice-lady's house)
2. Under dresser NO 2. (in GoG's shiny-screen room)
3. Under dresser NO. 3 (in GoG's sleepy-room)
4. Under GoG's bed
5. On GoG's bed

Things I'd do if I was a billionaire:
I would buy a lifetime supply of Greenies, the yummy trout kibble, and tuna snacks. I would also make/ get a machine to scritch and pet me without touching me. Then I would get a really big house for me and my humans (and maybe TOC if she would be nicer to me), and pay for all my kitteh (and maybe doggie) friends to come and visit me in my grand abode.
Five jobs I've had:
1. Snoozer
2. Waker-upper
3. Foot-warmer
4. TOC-annoyer
5. Human-annoyer-entertainer

I will tag:
1. Spooky
2. Tiggie FOC
3. TOC
4. LMK
5. Molly

Tiria
The Shadow Princess

Is it true?

Is it true????

Oh I hope not...


more cat pictures


Tiria The Shadow Princess
Who is not addicted and can quit any time.
Really.

I am watching her.

This is not good news.

GoG is making lists.
She has an uitcase-say out. And piles of books.
And she made "a list" of things for other people to do. I hope it says "feed cats tuna twice a day." Or maybe "Greenies just for being cute."

To make it worse, everyone was at a wed-DING this afternoon. I don't know what a wed-DING is but everyone made the tub wet. And wore clickety shoes. And smelled funny. And I had no scritches until night. All afternoon. No scritches. A crime, I tell you.

And now. An uitcase-say. It is just wrong.

Tiria
One very unhappy
Shadow Princess

I don't get it

I just don't get it.

I have been QUITE CLEAR. I do not like uitcases-say. They are not allowed. Yet here it happened again. Reedy Girl packed and LEFT with one.

I think there is a strange magnetic pull in uitcases-say that sucks my hoomans out the door.

I shall investigate her room. Perhaps I shall leave a prezzent in a corner. Maybe in a shoe.

In the mean time, I shall go annoy GoG. It's time for Greenies.

Hmmph.

Tiria
The Grumpy Princess.

They came BACK!!

The evil dust suckers! They came back today! And chased me all over the house again! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Everywhere I go... They follow me... I run under the bed and they suck dust from under there. So I run off under String Plucker's bed. They dust suck under there too! Then I run under the chair-wif-a-skirt that's downstairs. And they come there too! They follow me everywhere!
And possibly the most horrible part (okay, not really) is that they disobeyed me! I gave Imperial Orders that they were not to return, but they came back!! And I gave them orders not to come back again, so let's hope they obey me this time! I am NOT happy. So I took out my annoyance by hiding under the chair-wif-a-skirt and batting at TOC's paws whenever she passed my hiding spot... Heheheheh...

Tiria
The Shadow Princess